Frequently Asked Questions

The mysteries of the Untold Helenorium

Unfortunately, we are unable to provide a specific time frame. However, it will most definitely take place in the next 50 years.

Excuse me? Why are you asking such ridiculously false questions. Please see yourself out. This forum is not open to your ilk. Please vacate the planet, before the birds reach you.

This is a difficult question to answer. However, the answer isn't that simple. We'd need to dive into the world of cats and owners. Unfortunately, this doesn't fit into my world as I, am no owner. But I am also not a cat. So the REAL question is, "What am I?" Well. lets get into this. I am not a bird. I am not a fish, I don't fit in your dinner dish. I have two legs, and no feathers, therefore I am a fully plucked turkey.

Yes, very... mow

Absolutely! I'll get every degree you can imagine and a few you can't. Doctors in Phonoluminology, is especially intriguing. However, You'll never see me with a degree, as the mere sight of my excellence in acidaemia will tempt fate and unbalance the universe. Causing you to morph into a thousand birds, starting the inevitable rapture. The end... of you.

Yes, the GDP of the united states, but often its quite difficult to remain within the budget.

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