Information Station
This website is a collection of randomness combined into one huge pile of absolute uncontrollable randomness. Please proceed with caution.
About the Ponk
Let's get one thing straight, this is Ponk, and Ponk has no explanation. Coming into this, you'll learn things you didn't know you needed to know, while also questioning things you once thought you really knew. Nothing here will make sense, but all of the things are here for sense making. Let's dive straight into Ponk!
Get to know Ponk
What is My Story, and Ponk's Mission
I am Ponk, Ponk is me. But is Ponk everyone really? Let's dive into this a little more. Ponk is the co-author and editor of this fabulous website. He is a visionary, an eternal who is in fact not a cat.
A statement from Ponk;
"When I was younger, I was given the greatest gift of all. The ability to speak with our feathered friends. This helped me understand how as a society we've ruined these poor creatures, along with all other creatures. The original ancestors. Bonding with the birds has given me a different view on reality.
Together, the birds and I developed a formidable regime, one that will forever be known as The Rapture of Helenorium. We urge you to join, and strike back!
Help us take back the planet that was stolen from us!"
Meet the Ponk
Ponk was developed by an outstanding group of individuals who have shown great excellence while working in growing the collection of knowledge into Ponk
Ponk Yu-Fu
Founder of Ponk
Jerd Burd
Wellbeing Coordinator
Raien Craw
Flight Manager
Yerr Owen
Recruitment Manager
Kork Toon
Outreach Manager